ఆడుతూ పాడుతూ..బ్లాగేస్తుంటే..అలుపు..సొలుపేమున్నది.

Accept the grace

2012-01-31T12:33:00.003+05:30

Death came to a guy and said, "My friend, today is your day" !

Guy:- "But I'm not ready!".

Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list...".

Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"All right.. ".

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy,

"Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.."

Accept with grace, whatever is written in your destiny...!

నిన్నటి ప్రశ్నకు జవాబు

2012-01-31T12:29:00.001+05:30

Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, I guess. Exactly, to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would make, morally and emotionally. But, have you ever thought that the child choosing to play on the disused track had in fact made the right decision to play at a safe place?

Nevertheless, he had to be sacrificed because of his ignorant friends who chose to play where the danger was. This kind of dilemma happens around us everyday. In the office, community, in politics and especially in a democratic society, the minority is often sacrificed for the interest of the majority, no matter how foolish or ignorant the majority are, and how farsighted and knowledgeable the minority are. The child who chose not to play with the rest on the operational track was sidelined. And in the case he was sacrificed, no one would shed a tear for him.

The great critic Leo Velski Julian who told the story said he would not try to change the course of the train because he believed that the kids playing on the operational track should have known very well that track was still in use, and that they should have run away if they heard the train's sirens.. If the train was diverted, that lone child would definitely die because he never thought the train could come over to that track! Moreover, that track was not in use probably because it was not safe. If the train was diverted to the track, we could put the lives of all passengers on board at stake! And in your attempt to save a few kids by sacrificing one child, you might end up sacrificing hundreds of people to save these few kids.

While we are all aware that life is full of tough decisions that need to be made, we may not realize that hasty decisions may not always be the right one.

'Remember that what's right isn't always popular... and what's popular isn't always right.'

Everybody makes mistakes; that's why they put erasers on pencils.

IT మొగుడు

2012-01-30T13:52:00.000+05:30

A Quality engineer married an average girl,

After 2 years of tough life with her, finally
Engineer got angry and sent a note to Father-in-law stating that

"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"

The smart father-in-law replies,

"WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"

ప్రశ్న?...

2012-01-30T13:49:00.002+05:30

మీ జవాబులను comments లో వ్రాయండి.

సరియైన జవాబు త్వరలో..

ప్రశ్న:

A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track.

The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed. Or would you rather let the train go its way?

Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make........ .........

చీనా వస్తువులతో జాగ్రత్త!..

2012-01-30T13:06:00.003+05:30

A chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the

child passed away.

At the funeral house a family member of the African woman kept sobbing and

crying,and kept saying I JUST KNEW IT!!

So a family elder pulled her aside and discreetly asked her

'what she knew?'

She replied 'Chinese products don't last!!!!

మాటలకు అర్థాలే వేరులే...

2012-01-20T13:31:00.002+05:30

"We will do it"

means

" You will do it"

"You have done a great job"

means

"More work to be given to you"

"We are working on it"

means

"We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"

means

"Its not getting done...

At least not tomorrow !".

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"

means

"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

"There was a slight mis-communication"

means

"We had actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss"

means

"I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it"

means

"We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"

means

"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion"

means

"We had actually fought"

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"

means

"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier"

means

"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason"

means

"Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"

means

"Well you know..."

"We are a team"

means

"I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question"

means

"I do not know anything about it"

"All the Best"

means

" You are in trouble" "."

So, becareful when your Boss says something like this.....

Perception, Taste and People’s Priorities

2012-01-20T13:24:00.003+05:30

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx. 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.

4 minutes later:

The violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.

6 minutes:

A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

10 minutes:

A 3-year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly. The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children.. Every parent, without exception, forced their children to move on quickly..

45 minutes:

The musician played continuously. Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while. About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace. The man collected a total of $32.

1 hour:

He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars. Two days before Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a true story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people’s priorities.

The questions raised:

*In a common place environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?

*Do we stop to appreciate it?

*Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made.

How many other things are we missing?

సంక్రాంతి శుభాకాంక్షలు

2012-01-16T19:30:00.001+05:30

చందమామ పై మీ పేరును పంపండి.

2008-07-24T14:41:00.000+05:30

క్రింది లింకును ఉపయొగించి మీ పేరును చందమామ పై పంపండి.
http://lro.jhuapl.edu/NameToMoon/index.php
మరిన్ని వివరాలకై క్రింది లింకును చూడండి.
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/main/index.html

జాతి వివక్ష పై ఓ కవిత

2008-07-01T20:46:00.001+05:30

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006, Written by an African Kid
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored??

మీకు ఓటరు ఐడి కార్డు ఉందా!.....

2008-06-11T20:21:00.001+05:30

మీకు 18 సంవత్సరాలు నిండి వుంటే, మీకు ఓటరు ఐడి కార్డు లేకుంటే , మీరు ఈ క్రింది లింకులో మీ పేరును నమోదు చేసుకోండి.
http://ceoandhra.nic.in/eregistration/

మీ పేరు ఓటరు జాబితాలో ఉందో లేదో తెలుసుకోవడానికి, ఈ క్రింది లింకును ఉపయోగించండి.
http://ceoandhra.nic.in/dist_ac.asp

సెంటి"మెంటల్" చాలా ఎక్కువ!...

2008-05-30T11:27:00.000+05:30

ఓ టి.వి. చానలు నిర్వహిస్తున్న "ఆడువారి మాటలకు" అను కార్యక్రమం చూసారా. మీరు ఇప్పటి వరకు చూడనట్లేతే దయచేసి చూడకండి. నిన్న నేను ఆ కార్యక్రమం చూసిన తరువాత నా జీవితం పై నాకే విరక్తి కలిగింది.
ఈ కార్యక్రమం, అందులో పాల్గోన్న కుటుంబసభ్యుల మధ్య అనవసర కలహలను రేపుతోంది. ఇప్పటికే ప్రతి సిరియల్ లోను ఏడుపులు, కలహలు, కుట్రలు, కుతంత్రాల తో నిండి పోయాయి. ఇప్పుడు అది, గేం షో లకు కూడా ప్రాకింది. ఒవైపు పార్టిసిపేటు ఏడవడం, అది చూసి మిగిలిన వారు ఏడవడం, వారిని చూసి యాంకరు ఏడవడం, అలా ఏడ్చిన తరువాత యాంకరు , తను త్యాగం చేసినట్లు మధ్యలో వెల్లిపొవడం, విటిని చూస్తున్న మనకు జీవితంపై విరక్తి కలగడం , ఇలా ఈ సెంటి"మెంటల్" అనే చక్రం లొ పడి మనకు పిచ్చెక్కుతుంది.

భారత్ మారుతోంది.

2008-05-29T10:22:00.000+05:30

భారత ప్రభుత్వం ఓ online Grievance ఫొరమ్ను నిర్వహిస్తొంది.

లింకు: http://darpg-grievance.nic.in

ఈ ఫొరంలో మీరు సమస్యలను పంపవచ్చు..

మీరు ప్రభుత్వ అధికారులనుండి కాని, ప్రభుత్వ విభాగాలైనపాసుపొర్టు విభాగము, విద్యుత్ విభాగము, భారతీయ రైల్వే విభాగము, బి.యెస్.యన్.ల్ / యం.టి.యన్.ల్, మొదలైన విభాగములనుండి సమస్య ఉంటే, ఈ లింకు ఉపయోగపడుతుంది.

ఓ సారి ప్రయత్నించి చూడండి!...

ప్రపంచం లో గొప్ప కట్టడం!.......

2008-05-27T13:03:00.002+05:30

ఈ కట్టడం ఇంజనీరుకు ఓ మంచి అవార్డు ఇవ్వాలి.

The Story of Mother's Day

2008-05-26T21:22:00.001+05:30

The earliest Mother's Day celebrations can be traced back to the spring celebrations of ancient Greece in honor of Rhea, the Mother of the Gods. During the 1600's, England celebrated a day called "Mothering Sunday". Celebrated on the 4th Sunday of Lent (the 40 day period leading up to Easter*), "Mothering Sunday" honored the mothers of England.During this time many of the England's poor worked as servants for the wealthy. As most jobs were located far from their homes, the servants would live at the houses of their employers.
On Mothering Sunday the servants would have the day off and were encouraged to return home and spend the day with their mothers. A special cake, called the mothering cake, was often brought along to provide a festive touch.As Christianity spread throughout Europe the celebration changed to honor the "Mother Church" - the spiritual power that gave them life and protected them from harm. Over time the church festival blended with the Mothering Sunday celebration .
People began honoring their mothers as well as the church.In the United States Mother's Day was first suggested in 1872 by Julia Ward Howe (who wrote the words to the Battle hymn of the Republic) as a day dedicated to peace. Ms. Howe would hold organized Mother's Day meetings in Boston, Mass ever year.In 1907 Ana Jarvis, from Philadelphia, began a campaign to establish a national Mother's Day. Ms. Jarvis persuaded her mother's church in Grafton, West Virginia to celebrate Mother's Day on the second anniversary of her mother's death, the 2nd Sunday of May.
By the next year Mother's Day was also celebrated in Philadelphia.Ms. Jarvis and her supporters began to write to ministers, businessman, and politicians in their quest to establish a national Mother's Day. It was successful as by 1911 Mother's Day was celebrated in almost every state. President Woodrow Wilson, in 1914, made the official announcement proclaiming Mother's Day as a national holiday that was to be held each year on the 2nd Sunday of May.While many countries of the world celebrate their own Mother's Day at different times throughout the year, there are some countries such as Denmark, Finland, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Australia, and Belgium which also celebrate Mother's Day on the second Sunday of May.

మీ కోసం 10 ప్రశ్నలకు సమాదనాలు...

2008-05-25T12:01:00.001+05:30

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

మీ కోసం 10 ప్రశ్నలు.....

2008-05-25T11:55:00.001+05:30

వీటిలో మీరు 4 ప్రశ్నలకు సరియైన సమాదానం తేలిసినా, మీరు ఉత్తీర్ణులైనట్లు...

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

సమాదానాలు తరువాతి పోస్టులో!..............................

సాఫ్ట్ వేర్ ఇంజనీరు కవిత

2008-05-24T22:39:00.002+05:30

దేవుడా,
చెప్పుకోవడానికి జాబ్ ఇచ్చావ్,
చూపించడానికి ఐడి కార్డ్ ఇచ్చావ్,
ఫ్రీ గా ఈఛీఛీ బ్యాంకు అక్కౌంటు ఇచ్చావ్ (కచ్చితంగా ఈఛీఛీ కాదు, ఎవరికి ఏ బ్యాంకు ఐతే అది)
ప్రతి నెలా జీతం కూడా ఇచ్చావ్

దేవుడా,
కూర్చోవడానికి కుర్చీ ఇచ్చావ్,
ఉండడానికి క్యుబికల్ ఇచ్చావ్,
మెయిల్ చెయ్యడానికి కంప్యూటర్ ఇచ్చావ్,
చాట్ కి జీ టాక్ ఇచ్చావ్,

దేవుడా,
కాలీ గా వుంటే కఫీ మిషను ఇచ్చావ్,
టైం పస్ కోసం టర్మినల్ ఇచ్చావ్,
లంచ్ కోసం ఫూడ్ కోర్ట్ ఇచ్చావ్,
పంచ్ కోసం అప్పుడప్పుడు హెల్త్ క్లబ్ కూడా ఇచ్చావ్,

కానీ,,, ఏందుకు నన్ను బెంచ్ మీద వుంచావ్,
ఐనా నువ్వు నాకు నచ్చావ్..
నచ్చావ్....నచ్చావ్.... అంతే

Facing a problem with Auto Drivers in Hyderabad? Call 1074

2008-05-24T11:25:00.000+05:30

Facing a problem with Auto Drivers in Hyderabad? Call 1074

Do you know about 1074? In case the auto drivers refused to operate the digital meters even after installing them, passengers could call toll free number 1074 and lodge complaints or at the RTA offices. Do the auto drivers charge you more? Do call the number and lodge a complaint. The complaints would be taken serious and the autos would be seized if found guilty. If you can specify the auto number, that would ease the officials work to seize a particular vehicle. It seems like the auto drivers are taking revenge on us because we supported the initiative of installing the digital meters.

The same thing applies for Metered Taxis also. Did you know that you could call the toll free number 1074 in case you find a school bus flouting transport norms? According to rules, a school bus is supposed to have a qualified driver, a cleaner to assist the driver and an attender to assist the kids get in and out of the bus besides having a first aid kit. If you find sleeper coaches with two beds side by side, then also you can complain the same. Don’t hesitate to call. Every call is taken positively. Do you want your driving licence, registration certificate or any other document delivered at your doorstep? Sounds interesting, isn't it? With a view to avoiding inconvenience to those coming for various works to the Road Transport Authority (RTA) office in Hyderabad and Ranga Reddy districts, officials have come out with a novel idea of `RTA Post'. The Transport Minister, S. Santosh Reddy, launched the new facility on Friday. All you need to do is purchase a `RTA Post' envelope, which costs Rs. 10, fill in the address to which the document is to be delivered and the contact number and submit it at the RTA office. The Transport Department will undertake the delivery of the document at the given address. In case documents are lost in transit, the department will bear the cost of regeneration and re-delivery of the document. In case of delay in receipt of document, one can call on the toll-free number - 1074. "The documents will be despatched within a day of being processed," With the launch of `RTA Post', the public need not approach middlemen. All applicants coming to the office for driving licence, registration of vehicle, issue of permits (for transport vehicles) need not wait in the office after submitting the applications. "You need not visit the office again to collect the documents," the Minister said, adding that the document would be delivered through the Transport Department Employees' Mutually Aided Cooperative Credit Society.

Please don’t forget to lodge a complaint if you feel it as wrong or violating rules. If you don’t, some more people will suffer.
So as an educated citizen please do that. Together we can make a difference. Remember the number 1074. (only Hyderabad)

నవ్వులు....పువ్వులు

2008-05-22T14:45:00.000+05:30

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "

6. Anger management?
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"Wife: "I clean the toilet." Husband: "How does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."

సరియేనా!...........

2008-05-22T14:42:00.000+05:30

నా యొక్క అనువాదం సరియైనదా?
ఈ వాక్యం నాకు చాలా నచ్చింది.

"ఎప్పుడైతే విలువకు విలువనిస్తారో , అప్పుడే విలువకు విలువ ఉంటుంది."
"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

పాస్ పోర్ట్ ఉన్న వారికి ముఖ్య గమనిక..

2008-05-21T10:32:00.000+05:30

మీ పాస్ పోర్ట్ సంఖ్య "Z" తో మొదలు అయితే.. మీ పాస్ పోర్ట్ ను
క్రింది లింకులను చూడండి.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Government_withdraws_46000_Z-series_passports/articleshow/3007718.cms http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/story.aspx?id=NEWEN20080048736

వార్తా చానెల్లు "మెరుగైన సమాజం" తీసుకువస్తాయా!.....

2008-05-17T07:13:00.000+05:30

ఆంధ్రజ్యోతి లొ చదివిన వార్తకు స్పందనగా....మన ఆంధ్రప్రదేశ్ లొ అరడజనుకు పైగా వార్తా చానెల్లు ఉన్నాయి. వాటిలొ 'మెరుగైన సమాజం' కోసం మొదలు పెట్టినవి యెంత వరకు సమాజం గురించి ఆలోచిస్తున్నాయి.
దాదాపు రెండు సంవత్సరాల క్రితం, ఇంజనీరింగు కళాశాలలొ ఓ విద్యార్థి ని సీనియర్లు దారుణంగా ర్యాగింగు చేసారు. అతని బట్టలు విప్పించి తీవ్ర అసభ్యకరంగా ప్రవర్తించడమే కాకుండా వాటిని వీడియో తీసారు.ఓ టి.వి చానలు వాటిని రోజంతా ప్రసారం చేసింది.ఆ విద్యార్థి బాధతో అరుస్తున్న దృశ్యాలను అందరికి ప్రదర్శించి చూపింది.దానితో మనస్తాపం చెంది అతని తల్లి ఆత్మహత్య చేసుకొంది.
కొన్ని నేలల క్రితం, కిరణ్ కుమార్ అనే విద్యార్థి అమెరికాలో హత్యకు గురయ్యాడు. ఆ సంగతి తెలిసి పలు టి.వి చానళ్ల రిపొర్టర్లు అతని బాబాయి ఇంటికి చేరుకున్నారు. కాసేపటికి ఆ విద్యార్థి సొదరి ఇంటికి వచ్చారు. సొదరుడి మరణ వార్త విని విళపించడం ప్రారంభించారు. టి.వి చానళ్ల రిపొర్టర్లు "ఇటు తిరిగి ఏడవండి మేడం" అంటూ ఆమెని కోరారు.ఆమె ఏడుస్తున్న ద్యశ్యాలను చిత్రికరించి ప్రసారం చేయాలన్న అత్రమే తప్ప మనుషులు, వారి మనోభవాల గురించి ధ్యాసే వారికి లేకపొయింది.
ఇది కేవలం ఓక ఉదాహరణ మాత్రమే. ఇలాంటివి ఏన్నొ ప్రతి రోజూ వస్తున్నాయి. ఇదేనా సమాజం ను మెరుగుపరచే విధానం.ఇటువంటి టి.వి కార్యక్రమాలను నియంత్రించడానికి ప్రభుత్వం ఓక చట్టాని తీసుకు వచ్చి, వాటిని కచ్చితంగా అమలు చేయాలి.

నా మొదటి అడుగు

2008-05-17T07:08:00.000+05:30

ఇదే నా మొదటి బ్లాగు రచన. అందరు తెలుగులో బ్లాగేస్తూ ఉంటే నాకు బ్లాగాలనిపించి, నేను బ్లాగు మొదలు పేట్టాను.ఇక ముందు నేను బ్లాగాస్రాలను సందిస్తాను.